Three more peculiar tales

1.

Background:

This is a story about five monkeys in a monkey experiment: There are several monkeys and a bunch of bananas in a room. Whenever a monkey wants to get close to the banana, the experimenter will attack all the monkeys with a high-pressure water gun, and then replace one of them with a new monkey. When the new monkey wants to get a banana, he will be stopped by other old monkeys. When all the monkeys in the room are new, none of them will want to take the banana, even if they don't know what will happen if they take it....

What I want to say is: a monkey must fall many times before they can get the banana on the ladder.

There was nothing here

- : only pain

= : and frustration

- : Oh, Candy papa want to cry

= : open your eyes

- : Top to the sky and 

I slowly adapt to the situation of the dark

- : Where is your fur?

= : Poor boy

- : Are you cold?

= : Come to Mama’s side

I can hear the fly whisper

- : Pain, Pain, fly away.

: Why don’t you die! You awful devil!

I send messages to my mom and ask her where my credit card is. I need it to unlock my mouth.

- : Bip Bip: Here is Mommy! Oh my god! You are not my son. Get away from me you suck devil!

* Monkey son! Now you are Monkey son! *

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{ : Hey my friend, you finally woke up, what! You forgot how to dig the tree?

{ : Let me teach you: Long click your mouse…

- : Steve! Close your computer right now! Get down and have dinner with us!

I just had a bad dream, jumped out of my chair, and used my toe to close the computer.

- : Steve, today is your birthday! Here are your gifts!

Thank you all, I hugged them and opened the gift box.

= : OHHHHHH now, Banana

- : It’s shower time!

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( : Hey my friend,  you have been sleeping for five days, we were so worried about you.

( : Now let’s play a game, I cut off your left arm. “-'' eat your right leg, “= ” used your right arm as a crutch and “{'' didn't want to do anything, we forced it to take away your left leg.

( : If you want to survive, then bring us those bananas, or we will let “{”  to do it.

“(” is the oldest monkey here, we like to call it “Elder”. On its bare head, there are millions of hungry bugs praying for miracles. It is the last monkey to come to this place, it replaces a gay monkey.

“=” is the smartest monkey here, he likes us to call it “head brain” he was very envious of “(”’s bald head, but “(” never let it touch it’s head. It replaced a monkey who choked to death by drinking water.

“{” was not a monkey, nobody knows what it is. It replaced a Monkey beaten to death by a keeper.

How many times must I try to get the banana? Or is that banana a real thing, maybe that is a clay art work made by a monkey who don;t want any other monkey to touch it, so it bought the keeper to protect it. Maybe I was that monkey, but I forgot. 

That means I am the only one who can get it!

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I run to the banana, whatever it is, I must get it.

( : how can it run?

= : its right arm is still in my hand.

{ : because it’s smarter than everybody, because it’s stronger than everybody, because it’s older than everybody.

- : You want to fight!

I am getting closer and closer, nothing can stop me!

( : It looks like a potato running

= : I am the smartest monkey!

- : I am the strongest monkey!

{ : You are just a monkey!

I didn’t feel wet, no water coming out!

( : Should I stop it?

I did it! I Am the top! I am the king! I am the god! I am the…

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Doctor Steve, did my paper pass?

HIHIHOHOHAHU!

2.

This story was one of my middle school compositions, the reason I want to post it is that it‘s also one of my favorite creative writing, each of the paragraphs is just like a piece of lego and can be combined with any of the other paragraph freely, so after read with the normal order, why not try to use your creative live thinking, try to incorporate a new story by your own!

ah! ah! ah!

I think that’s a waterfowl, the sailor said to me. His body couldn't stop trembling, and the corners of his mouth twisted in the direction of 32 degrees east longitude. I glanced at him inadvertently, grabbed a handful of matches from the blue and white striped suitcase next to my right foot, lit one, and handed it to him. The sailor was startled at first and then laughed.

-: Nice swim, A pair of buttocks float on the water, making the world laugh.

: Are you still reasonable? It's so cold, if you use the words from your hometown, it's enough water to freeze your butt off! How could you understand? Is this the first time you've been on this boat?

I took out my left hand that was not holding a match and showed three fingers to him.

: Have you learned how to dive?

-: without.

(I lied to him. I have never been on a boat but really don’t know how to dive.)

: Are you free tomorrow night?

-: Why not tonight?

: Order.

That morning the sailor and I were on deck. I was wearing a windbreaker and the sailor wore a pair of non-waterproof canvas shoes.

: The wind on the sea is icy. Will the water be warmer?

I looked at the sailor in disbelief.

: I have never been in the water

-: Sailor brother, if you keep saying such stupid things again, I will get off the ship!

: You always say that. You said that last time, no, last year on the boat.

-: You have such a good memory.

Another hour in the morning.

: How is your mother?

-: Died long ago.

: Did she take any seasickness medicine before boarding the ship?

I looked at him, still looking stupid.

That night.

-: Sailor, it doesn't matter where my mother died.

: Then what’s important?

-: I am determined to be your friend.

: How to say?

-: Not much.

At a certain time of the day.

-: look! My mother is in the water!

: ah! Danger!

(thump)

(thump)

3.

Love you as usual, hate you as usual, we all know, you all know ~

If the clock couldn’t wake you up, the workers of clock factories will be killed, so wake up you lazy bug!

But the workers like you will be fine, right?

Of course! I product you, no one can give ⅕ to my work, so quickly get up, my creature! Dare you lie for one more minute, I will… “L” looks like she's going to explode. Her height 145 cm here looks tall like a statue, the one everyone can see in the morning. Whether that person is dead or still alive, what matter how nobody knows his name, it is in the middle of the city.

You look like that. My two eye lips were still stuck together, so my finger pointed on my water bottle.

Her face changed to the same color as a potato, actually I have no idea the difference between potato and tomato, anyway, pretty much the same.

“L”, when is your birthday? I try to sprinkle some cold water on her, so her head may grow out so green leaves. Hope the glucose produced by photosynthesis can make her feel better.

You still didn’t realize you problem, she suddenly stop talking and leave the room

Leave my room! Leave! But don’t go…

David, I will never forgive you, and you can’t ever keep me here, you loser!

I have to say, the sculpture-like girl's rapidly shrinking height, bigger than reality, ugly like paint, holding a glass of beer, she must be drunk, on the other side is the mixture of my car and a tree, god! “L” never tells me she is that ugly so can perform witchcraft!

If you still keep silent…

I finally jumped up from the ground: I will send you to the police station, right? I know what you usually say, tell me where am I, you ugly lady…

Haha Unfortunately, I really hit the wall this time. I was sent to the police station and laid up for seven months for drunk driving and breaking a police officer's heart. It's best to introduce yourself before being asked to shave my head: I'm David, 21 years old, from a local university. When I was a student, my professor called me "Lazy Dave," my best friend "Rabbit" called me "Quick Mouth," and all I want to do now is meet my mom "L ", and my police sister "P". She was the one who arrested me in the first place.

Today, Sunday, Rabbit came to pick me up with the empty steps in front of the police station. He bought me a sun hat as a gift to celebrate my seeing the sun again, and drove me home.  I'm afraid I won't be able to drive again until I'm 70. I still don't remember anything that happened that night, maybe I wasn't drunk... I was drunk, I fell asleep at the wheel, I got kicked out of the bar, kissed three dogs, helped my grandma cross the street , and gave my wallet to a woman selling stuff. Then there was a car accident and all my info cards were in my wallet so if my sister hadn't spotted me on patrol I would have been on TV first.

The police are all stupid! You shouldn't be in there for that long. Look, if dad hadn't told me not to play with them, I would have gotten you out!

Rabbit, thank you. I'm about to cry, where were you that night?

Oh, I'm with you. He said with excitement: "You are the real rabbit, how high you jumped in front of those girls. They all laughed so hard and threw money at you…

I wanted to stop him, and my face looked ugly, but he never looked at people's faces. Why didn't you stop me when I was getting in the car?

Good question, you know, I was actually in the car, and... He held up the fingers of his left hand like a flag, and it was broken, so the police took me to the hospital first.

I always wonder, what is wrong with this world? The police play better with you than you play with them.

He gagged me with a large sum of money: Your mouth said it wanted this.

If there are clouds now, I hope it rains.

Good news, my mom isn't mad at me, bad news, she took all my stuff to San Francisco, so now I have to live with Rabbit until I find a new house. He was excited and told everyone on the street that a new member would be joining. His father, a billionaire, threw him into this house and left. Good news, his house looks much better than mine. Bad news, someone seems to have some ideas about my arrival.

You're new here,  when I tried to find a corner convenience store to hang out with the rabbits, a man with black arms stopped me: What's your worth?

Oh, to be honest, apart from myself and a healthy body of organs, l

No, I'm not talking about money. I mean your social value, what is your job?

Student, I tried to escape from him with strange postures. Rabbit must have fallen asleep.

The value of students, he took out a book with a cover from nowhere: VALUE: The value of students is 15.

Now I started to feel sorry for him, bought a fake book, had a fake belief, even his teeth and skin color were fake.

Okay, is 15 high or low? Sorry, I really have to leave. We'll see you soon.

I ran away and before he knew it, maybe he was thinking about my words, that was the last I saw of him. Maybe he's a machine janitor.

My worth.

What is your value? I told Rabbit at the party, who was already drunk and looked like he was dying, that you have infinite value, kid, and that everyone has infinite value, and then he started singing some old songs like "Boys Are Like Gold," "Never give up".

What is your worth?

David, you live in my house, that's how much I'm worth to you, incredible, I should report to heaven immediately

No, you are a student. I took out a book from nowhere. The value of the student is 15. 

The party lasted for several days. Not just the two of us, some neighbors also joined in for no apparent reason.

Let’s get some jazz music! The third black woman of the night tried to chat with me, she was taller than me and shaking her head as if trying to escape some invisible control.

What jazz? Rabbit left me next to a music machine. It looked like an old thing, so old that no one would sit next to it on the bus.

Anything goes, she shakes her head harder and I finally realize she's trying to shake it louder and farther as she slowly moves away from me. She may not live on this street, but everyone is drunk, even the dog can be used as a dance partner. She keeps shaking, three of her appear in my sight. I also drink some beer. It hadn’t been that long since I was drunk last time. The police were not as serious as they looked. Their arms were strong, but their throats were not. I even gained some weight there and was quickly rescued by Rabbit. Could this woman be Rabbit's aunt?

Before I completely blacked out, it would have been the best decision to turn around and pick a random song, and I chose a CD with no cover and no emotion whatsoever. I hope the party in 5 minutes doesn't end because of this. I didn't have time to ask the lady her name, she shook her head and left.

Rabbit didn't look too happy with the party that night, I heard him cry, and he rudely woke me up, only for me to drive him to the beach.

Rabbit, I'm really worried about you. What's wrong? I know I shouldn't be driving, even though my sister isn't anywhere near this street, but I can't leave a drunk sad man in that broken place, so all that matters now is to drive carefully to the beach and leave him there There and back, he will understand me when he forgets about it.

"David" He tried not to stick his head out the window, but it was too late. The wind almost cut off his head.

Damn it! I parked the car and ran to the other side. Bad news, he was unresponsive, good news, the hospital was right next to the beach. 

Rabbit went to the hospital. The nurse asked me to come in tomorrow and call his parents. The angry nurse kicked me out of the hospital. I left the money and a few notes as thanks for not calling the police.

Walking on the path to the beach, the night wind blew on my face, which made me sober up a little. I may have just passed that black lady at a party, but I didn't have time to look, I was completely absorbed by the moon. It stopped waking me up and pulled me towards the sea, holding my hand step by step. I suddenly felt the need to urinate, but the water column in the moonlight seemed to be immune to the gravity of the earth and flew high towards the moon.